you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Randomize
