Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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