I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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