Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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