Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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