So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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