woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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