She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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