There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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