You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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