I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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