I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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