Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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