Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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