Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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