chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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