I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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