He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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