how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize
