He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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