FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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