As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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