I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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