haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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