no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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