I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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