why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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