she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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