I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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