Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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