Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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