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• (360): View more from Washington

  is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?

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  Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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• (940): View more from Texas

  never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down

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• (817): View more from Texas

  just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.

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• (347): View more from New York

  just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.

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• (559): View more from California

  I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird

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• (817): View more from Texas

  One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.

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