Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
babies were throwing up all over the place
either way he was missing a nipple.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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