1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So much rum. So many feels.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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