This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I intend to get homeless drunk
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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