I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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