when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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