absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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