you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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