You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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