I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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