hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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