Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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