I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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