I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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