someone get that fucking seahorse.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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