Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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