I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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