I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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