She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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