the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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