im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Come share oat with me in your robe
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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