Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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