don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How external is "for external use only"?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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