Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Randomize
