How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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